Thursday, February 12, 2009

All Welcome!

Our hope here at storyofmaxwell is for this blog to grow in the sense of number of posts, number of visitors, as well as number of authors. With that said, I'd like to invite all visitors of storyofmaxwell to spread the word about this blog. If there is a teacher reading this at the moment, please do leave a comment in the chatbox on the right and if you are interested in being an author, please send a request to storyofmaxwell@yahoo.com. Leave your desired display name as well (eg. Mine is MaxPotential). Rest assured that all information will not be circulated in any way at all. 

Here's a random interview...

Interviewer: Hi, I'm *****. How are ya?

Interviewee: Do I look like I'm fit for some shitty conversation with you? =.=

Interviewer: I'll take that as a yes then. So, how long have you been in Maxwell?

Interviewee: About 2 or 3 years.... or more..... I can't be too sure.. =.=

Interviewer: What do you mean, "I can't be too sure.."? Don't you have any idea how long you have been in this "splendid" school?

Interviewee: Apparently not. Day in day out I scramble up and down the lonely lane that leads me to this dreadful place, don't you dare call this place a "splendid" school... Anyhow, just to make you happy, we shall assume that I've been in this school for 4 years.

Interviewer: Alright, so, what are your sentiments regarding the teachers in Maxwell?

Interviewee: Not too bad. Some ok ok lar, some pulak like ****. Lehhh... like that Ro***di guy.. Can't even teach a decent lesson without making any dumb mistake. He keeps giving questions, which may seem like a good thing to do, but the downside of that is that he answers them himself! After answering them HIMSELF, he notices that he made a mistake and hurries to correct it. Of course, no one of us dare go against him... We are all utterly terrified of him.... Oh, did I say HIM? I actually meant his false leg! I'm afraid if I went against him, he might bash me in the groin with his prosthetic leg!!

Interviewer: Wow! That DOES sucks, huh. What about the good teachers? Surely there must be a part of Maxwell that we student's can boast around about, right?

Interviewee: Hm...... Well... There are some teachers..... I don't quite remember them though.

Interviewer: Why so?

Interviewee: Well, my head is often occupied with thoughts on how to get back at the bad teachers that I don't have much space left to think of how to repay the good teachers.. Bummer..

Interviewer: Oh, that must have sucked big time! Wouldn't your life be ruined that way? I mean, you wouldn't have any thought of other people that you like or love? What about your girlfriend?

Interviewee: Girlfriend? Why would I need to think about her?! I see her everyday, kiss her everyday and even..*ehem!* Erm... Private, sorry. Anyways, I wouldn't need room for other things in my head. Grudge and anger is all I need to keep my day going. ^^v

Interviewer: Wow (2nd time)!! You guys.. *ehem* everyday? Isn't that a little tiring?

Interviewee: Actually, it is! But for the her sake, I don't mind sacrificing a little...

Interviewer: Whatever dude, lets move on to our next question. What improvement would you like to see happen in the school?

Interviewee: Get the toilet taps fixed! Why punish the rest of us when the SCHOOL are incapable of capturing those hooligans?! Place a guard or something! Just give us back the taps. 

Interviewer: Okay Mr. ****. It was a pleasure of mine to interview you on our topic for today, and I hope that the next time, you could share a little of your experience on what it is like to *ehem*. I'm sure the whole of Maxwell community would love to read that (since you guys are all a bunch of desperate kids wanting to have sex). 

The End...

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