The Datin Return To Maxwell

On 22 March 2009.... Morning.... around 7.30 a.m..... the weather and sky.... dark and going to rain soon..... (Okay, stop those dot dot dot crap and start the story). The story begin in the morning when I heard the bell ring and I start to walk to the Dataran Max to ready for the Damn Monday Assembly. As I reach the Dataran, I saw a luxurious car park in front of the non water fountain. I was thinking "Wow, is there any new and rich student just transfer to our school or one of our teacher won the 'Empat Ekor plus Jackpot' and bought the car?"As I got closer to the car, I saw a man coming out from the driver's seat and went to the next side of the door to open to let someone out. When he opened the door, I saw an old women with nice Baju Kebaya. Then I looked at her Face.... WTF!! HOLY!@#$ (The WTF mean Wow That's Fantastic not What The F**k) Datin has return!!! From two and half month of holiday in don't know where country! After the shock moment... I walk straight to Dataran Max and line up (WTF again, there are no line at all because all my friends are still sleeping in the class so I just stood there alone like an idiot). Few minutes later, all my friend just arrive in hurry and line up. Then, I try speak to of one of my friend. I told him,"Datin has returned" and he said, "You see ghost is it?" Then, I told another friend and repeated the same sentence but he didn't give me the same answer as the first gave me. He said, "go wash your eye or wear spectacle, don't just see Malay women teacher wear nice Baju Kebaya, you assume it's Datin". Never mind, I told others and say the same sentence. WTF!! All doesn't believe... Fine that's it, I shut up and let her (Datin) show up in the stage later and that will let all my friends open their mouth wide for moment. And again few minutes later all teacher already waited in the stage to start the assembly. Okay, our main Heroine has arrived... Datin what-what-what binti what-what-what(sorry, I don't know how to spell her name so I don't dare to simply type her name). And all my what-what-what friends open their mouth and say what-what-what kind of swearing word and I just stand there and smile back to all of them. After we singing all the Triple S (Stand Straight Song) and Read the Pledge(Baca Ikrar) and yell for the 'Maxwell Hebat' for 3 times (of course, Maxwell always Hebat what.. Below will explain why Maxwell always Hebat). As all teachers and students are allowed to sit, we start to listen to all those speech by each of the Super Power (P.K HEM,P.K 1,P.K Koko and finally... The Headmaster)... During don't know which Pok Kai (P.K) giving the speech, me and my friend was opening a bet. A bet who can guess how long Datin will give her speech today.... It is until recess or until the sun burn her face LOL! Here is the result of the bet.... those who said she talk till recess was 20% and over 9 am was 80%.... Of course, her talk only lasted until around 9.10 am, which broke the record of the longest assembly we have ever had in the pass 3 years... Well, in her speech, there were many kind of issues she spoke of... Okay, there were too many until I forgot most of them... because I was kinda asleep during the time she gave the speech...But I just remember the toilet incident and some exam achievement.. Well she first talk about the toilet incident first.. She mentioned that, we Maxwellian all Hebat because they can break toilet water tap twice and go out from toilet without washing their hands. Then she said how much already the school had spend of it to repair the tap (she mentioned like RM 1000 above to repair the tap twice)... As she shout how many thousand the school had spend to repair the tap.. I really want to show the Middle Finger out and Yell F**K you.. As my experience, to repair water tap only costs like RM 5 or 6.. the cost of fixing it to the pipe won't cost more than RM 100! And how the hell she can mention RM 1000 ???WTF I think half of it... She and those Pok Kais(P.Ks) corrupt is it?. I don't know, just a speculation. Yeah, after all those warning she gave to use that, the school will have to close the boy's toilet.. Sure close it and she can retire from Headmaster of Maxwell because Maxwell is closing down and become a museum school due to no students want to enter the school because there are no toilet. Then , she spoke about the exam achievements. She first call the top scorer of PMR students of don't know what year. She really did call out the name one by one of those who score well in PMR. Thanks, Maxwell is a lousy school, that's why it only lasted a few minutes because there are only like two or three students she called out and gave praise to them. During that time again, I was thinking.. will she do the same thing, to call out students one by one for SPM?.. well I guess not, because all of last year SPM already leave this lousy school to start their even lousier life. She talk, and talk and keep talking. And I keep and keep and keep looking at my watch to see the time pass, and I look around and I see some of my friends are sleeping and talking and when I look at the row of the teachers, they also the same, some talking, some sleeping, and some showing their bore face. Well, the speech end at 9.10 a.m., As she gave her final word, the whole students clap their hand hardly like never before, and all those teachers smile widely in their face for two reason. First reason is they can finally stand up and get out of the stage and the second reason is they didn't need to teach for the first and second period because it has already passed. We all got up and sang our Final Triple S song and walk back to our class.

Extra Story

On 26 March 2009... Raining day... Around 1.30 pm... All of our teacher attend a meeting which was held in the meeting room beside the library.. The meeting lasted until 3.45 pm. Which caused all the teachers to feel frustrated! LOL.... Sorry, I don't know about the content because I didn't attend the meeting! HAHA!

By The Awakening Joker
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