Datin sucks.

The lady is a racist, lets face it. I can't think of anyone who likes her (except the Malays, of course). Are you guys with me?

Considering that the Lower Six are here already.
and from what DurexLemonXXL post in his last post ~
I think WE should make them feel "at home".
LETS ROCK THE HOUSE DOWN!!!

*Sadly Maxwell is entering the "dark" age ~ not being racist here - LOL*

Lower Six: 2009

Attention all Maxwellians,

New students from other schools are going to be reporting at Maxwell for their Lower Six year here. Lets make them "at home" (evil grin) whilst keeping them alive. It is the culture of this wonderful school that we welcome them with open arms and a happy heart. Thank you for your precious time. (Man, that was corny!!)

Your's sincerely,
DurexLemonXXL

The Datin Return To Maxwell

On 22 March 2009.... Morning.... around 7.30 a.m..... the weather and sky.... dark and going to rain soon..... (Okay, stop those dot dot dot crap and start the story). The story begin in the morning when I heard the bell ring and I start to walk to the Dataran Max to ready for the Damn Monday Assembly. As I reach the Dataran, I saw a luxurious car park in front of the non water fountain. I was thinking "Wow, is there any new and rich student just transfer to our school or one of our teacher won the 'Empat Ekor plus Jackpot' and bought the car?"As I got closer to the car, I saw a man coming out from the driver's seat and went to the next side of the door to open to let someone out. When he opened the door, I saw an old women with nice Baju Kebaya. Then I looked at her Face.... WTF!! HOLY!@#$ (The WTF mean Wow That's Fantastic not What The F**k) Datin has return!!! From two and half month of holiday in don't know where country! After the shock moment... I walk straight to Dataran Max and line up (WTF again, there are no line at all because all my friends are still sleeping in the class so I just stood there alone like an idiot). Few minutes later, all my friend just arrive in hurry and line up. Then, I try speak to of one of my friend. I told him,"Datin has returned" and he said, "You see ghost is it?" Then, I told another friend and repeated the same sentence but he didn't give me the same answer as the first gave me. He said, "go wash your eye or wear spectacle, don't just see Malay women teacher wear nice Baju Kebaya, you assume it's Datin". Never mind, I told others and say the same sentence. WTF!! All doesn't believe... Fine that's it, I shut up and let her (Datin) show up in the stage later and that will let all my friends open their mouth wide for moment. And again few minutes later all teacher already waited in the stage to start the assembly. Okay, our main Heroine has arrived... Datin what-what-what binti what-what-what(sorry, I don't know how to spell her name so I don't dare to simply type her name). And all my what-what-what friends open their mouth and say what-what-what kind of swearing word and I just stand there and smile back to all of them. After we singing all the Triple S (Stand Straight Song) and Read the Pledge(Baca Ikrar) and yell for the 'Maxwell Hebat' for 3 times (of course, Maxwell always Hebat what.. Below will explain why Maxwell always Hebat). As all teachers and students are allowed to sit, we start to listen to all those speech by each of the Super Power (P.K HEM,P.K 1,P.K Koko and finally... The Headmaster)... During don't know which Pok Kai (P.K) giving the speech, me and my friend was opening a bet. A bet who can guess how long Datin will give her speech today.... It is until recess or until the sun burn her face LOL! Here is the result of the bet.... those who said she talk till recess was 20% and over 9 am was 80%.... Of course, her talk only lasted until around 9.10 am, which broke the record of the longest assembly we have ever had in the pass 3 years... Well, in her speech, there were many kind of issues she spoke of... Okay, there were too many until I forgot most of them... because I was kinda asleep during the time she gave the speech...But I just remember the toilet incident and some exam achievement.. Well she first talk about the toilet incident first.. She mentioned that, we Maxwellian all Hebat because they can break toilet water tap twice and go out from toilet without washing their hands. Then she said how much already the school had spend of it to repair the tap (she mentioned like RM 1000 above to repair the tap twice)... As she shout how many thousand the school had spend to repair the tap.. I really want to show the Middle Finger out and Yell F**K you.. As my experience, to repair water tap only costs like RM 5 or 6.. the cost of fixing it to the pipe won't cost more than RM 100! And how the hell she can mention RM 1000 ???WTF I think half of it... She and those Pok Kais(P.Ks) corrupt is it?. I don't know, just a speculation. Yeah, after all those warning she gave to use that, the school will have to close the boy's toilet.. Sure close it and she can retire from Headmaster of Maxwell because Maxwell is closing down and become a museum school due to no students want to enter the school because there are no toilet. Then , she spoke about the exam achievements. She first call the top scorer of PMR students of don't know what year. She really did call out the name one by one of those who score well in PMR. Thanks, Maxwell is a lousy school, that's why it only lasted a few minutes because there are only like two or three students she called out and gave praise to them. During that time again, I was thinking.. will she do the same thing, to call out students one by one for SPM?.. well I guess not, because all of last year SPM already leave this lousy school to start their even lousier life. She talk, and talk and keep talking. And I keep and keep and keep looking at my watch to see the time pass, and I look around and I see some of my friends are sleeping and talking and when I look at the row of the teachers, they also the same, some talking, some sleeping, and some showing their bore face. Well, the speech end at 9.10 a.m., As she gave her final word, the whole students clap their hand hardly like never before, and all those teachers smile widely in their face for two reason. First reason is they can finally stand up and get out of the stage and the second reason is they didn't need to teach for the first and second period because it has already passed. We all got up and sang our Final Triple S song and walk back to our class.

Extra Story

On 26 March 2009... Raining day... Around 1.30 pm... All of our teacher attend a meeting which was held in the meeting room beside the library.. The meeting lasted until 3.45 pm. Which caused all the teachers to feel frustrated! LOL.... Sorry, I don't know about the content because I didn't attend the meeting! HAHA!

By The Awakening Joker
(V V)
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WARNING.Maxwell has been flooded badly on 3/3/2009

ATTENTION TO ALL MAXWELLIAN.Our beloved(not really at all) school...Maxwell...Has enter a chaotic state.Maxwell is flooded badly....water even enter the hall(and maybe those 4 classes nearby it) and only few centimeter more , library will also be flooded(thanks to the wall block) then all librarians also will went into chaotic state lol.

On 4/3/2009...what will happen to all Maxwellian...will they be slave cleaner??

To Be continue after 4/3/2009

By Joker
(O O)
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Dikir Barat

Dikir barat competition is around the corner and Pn. Lily has begun recruiting members. She said when she announced during the assembly, "Saya nak suara lelaki sahaja. Yang perempuan I tak nak!" I can only imagine what a manly dikir barat team would be like because personally, I have no interest in dikir barat what so ever. But seeing that the school is filled with Malays, then I supposed there should be no problem in finding for a team of 'manly voice'. =P DurexLemonXXL, signing out.

Bio Project: Ecology

After much snooping around, I found out that the upper six students went to FRIM a few days back to get their Ecology project done. A person I interviewed (I'm not gonna reveal any names here)  said that going all the way to FRIM to count grasses was stupid. He said that they would still be able to get it done if they have done it at the sports complex at Maxwell. It seems that they will have to do some analysis experiment next week for Biology as well. Well, I wish them luck this time =P DurexLemonXXL, signing off. =)

Bio Project

I've received news that the upper six students went to FRIM or FELDA to do some biology project today. I don't know about the details of the event, but I'm gonna snoop around to see what information I can get regarding the trip. I don't think it was all play because it was supposed to be a bio project, but seeing this year's upper six students seems like the playful type, especially with the presence of Jacob, Benjamin and also Vicky. It's raining again today, I wonder if Maxwell's flooded again or something... Anyways, that's all for me to report today. DurexLemonXXL, signing off...

Sports Day 2009

Thamboosamy entered the field with their red lion prancing around. They stopped at the grandstand and blasted the crowd with their best. Then came in Sulaiman with Sultan Sulaiman taking the lead with the flag. Followed by Yap Ah Loy, and then Swettenham. All four sport houses gave their best at the grandstand. They showed the crowd the meaning of the word UNITY as well as TEAMWORK.

Soon after that, the sports event began. Students were called to go to their respective reporting area so that the games could be facilitated more smoothly. But still, there are some who failed to show up during the event in which they have registered. Though it may seem as though there were many participants, the (sad) truth about it is that many have been forced to enter a particular event. The runners are told to participate in most of the running games, the non runners are told to just participate. The sports spirit is slowly seeping away from our hearts as people are getting fatter and lazier.. Anyways, the games was carried out with much cheering and (not to forget) much booo-ing as well. The good part about this event is that when it comes to competition, each house will stand together to support each of their members competing no matter what happened in the past. 

Sad to say, many did not think before competing in their event. The sun was blazing hot on that "blissful" day. But still, many thought that they would be able to run faster WITHOUT their shoes, so here come the sorrowful fact. The track (after much adsorption of heat from the Sun) burned their feet. Luckily the first aiders were there to help. Apart from that, many did not stretch before their event, resulting in many cramps and gnashing of teeth.. Also, for the non-runners who were forced to enter the event, many had "the time of their life" trying to recover form the run. All in all, I would like to thank all the PBSM members who helped us in yesterday's gruesome event. 

That pretty much concludes the happenings of Maxwell's Sports Day 2009.

Tajuk = Hari Sukan Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Maxwell yang sewel

Pada era yang penuh dengan malapetaka ini , SMK Maxwell telah berjaya sekali lagi untuk memburuk-burukkan keadaannya.Mana ada sekolah yang bodoh sangat mengadakan hari sukan semasa orang ada ujian intervensi~bangang tul!!

Yang lebih teruk lagi adalah pada hari yang kononnya mulia ini
tidak lupa pada cuaca yang panas sehingga ada orang pengsan pun ada~
pelajar "cemerlang" kita telah berusaha untuk memenangi pertandingan yang mereka
telah sertai~~dan tidak melupakan mencederakan diri mereka sendiri dalam proses tersebut :)
Ramai yang telah menggunakan otak mereka dan ada juga yang bodoh yang takder otak
sehingga apabila kena pun mahu kena lagi
bodoh tul sia !! x)
tambahan dengan kebodohan ramai pelajar yang tidak tahu menjaga benda sendiri~~
kes kecurian SMK Maxwell telah meningkat lagi~ wooo hooo!!
skang pasti ada pelajar yang gi makan pizza hut selepas memjual hendset tersebut =)
dan pelajar tersebut tak ajak saya ._.

tidak dinafikan lagi~~
Maxwell tiada harapan lagi

Jom sama-sama meninggalkan sekolah bodoh ini and hancurkan sekolah lain x)

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The Sport's Day of Maxwell (Sorry to disappointed all of you)

Sorry to all reader due to imcomplete post because I can't gather enough information and the weather was damn hot,making my all my sense to become 80% malfunction

The Sport's Day of Maxwell had pass,it went through pretty good and I see almost all of my friend get 1 or 2 or 3 medals.I really have nothing to say anymore (actually I do not want to write this post but, because I promise going to post something about sport's day on previous post I made).Well whatever, the bad omen i predicted will happen , it didn't happen,nevermind,but other's thing I predicted like which house will triumph,which house will fail,it went as I predicted.First (Thamboosamy,)Second(Swettenham),Third(Yap Ah Loy),Last(Sulaiman), and I also found some hidden conspiracy amony many people,(Lame,just report the final result to make this post look longer).Well,here I congrats those who won a medal or more,and for those who didn't get anything,just believe what in you can achieve and that believe is always and forever in you, one day ,you will success as no others can ever could(Bullcrap!!! since when the Joker has become a good guy and talkinjg those shit,well I don't know).If you guys who read this post feel anything specific need to add, please post it in this post's comment,Thank You

The (Fallen) Joker
(X O)
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The Story Of Maxwell's Sport Day(19/2/2009).....Coming Soon.

Well, I think most of us have experienced this 2 miserable days of sport or some of them only experienced 1 day. Whatever it is, in this 2 miserable days, many things happened but nothing specific and it was already mention by MaxPotential, so I don't think I need to repost about what happened.

Okay, start to the main idea, I am sure most of you want to know what kind of disaster will happen next during the Sports Day in 19/2/2009, Thursday, since something did already happen in our 1st day of sports. This may be a bad omen, but I really don't care because only you all need to care especially those athletes. So let's us witness what will happen for the next Thursday.... I will stay 100% to reconoitre the situation and enviroment in the Stadium and create a whole fun story for all to read....

So COMING SOON......Story Of Maxwell's Sport Day writen by The Joker will release on ??/2/2009(sorry can't confirm the date because it require time to mix the story with nonsense)...The Laughter will reborn .. don't miss out..

Out of the pan, into the fire.

Today marks the end of the gruesome two-day activity that has resulted in over accumulation of lactic acid in our aching muscles as well as wounds to Badrul's neck and mouth. It is an awesome day to rejoice and be merry... Unfortunately, those unlucky ones from each sports house will have to participate in the marching ceremony during sports day. It can be seen that all sports house are very hardworking in terms of practicing their coordination of their stops and their movement. The look of determination was chiseled upon their sweaty, sticky, stinky face. 

Anyways, I'm just glad it is over. Now I have to prepare for the upcoming sports day. I wonder who's gonna be on duty on that day. St. John's Ambulance, or PBSM? Which is more competant? I'll let you guys decide. Polls are up, vote away!! ^^

we worship you but you dont hv to do this to us !!

its a joy moment when its announce that its SUKAN TARA !!! YAHHH NO CLASS NO SCHOOL !! JUST WHOLE SITTING UNDER SUN N BURNED OUR SKIN TO CHARCOAL COLOR !! how nutritious is the vitamin D ...T.T...

Somehow i felt its messy yet paining instead of enjoyable n become lazy !!! why when arriving in school , we hv to sit on the dirty floor for 1 hours just to get silly attendant .... they triple check the attendancy ...check your present in school , your present in long jump, your present in bullet throw , your present in 40 metre run , n high jump ...all 5 attendant to be taken in a day ...its better to mark once TIMED attendancy and handcruff us or tie us with rope by neck n neck n be your slave walking n pulling the stone to build the pyramid of giza ...... even pharoah cleopatra is better n beautiful to flirt than the dictator of Swettenham , SHOUTING with chaos , rule with iron first , extirpating literacy with activity . if there were to be a commotion , it either PN RAJAH fall into pill of mud in the school field or being hit with bird POO in the dataran Max ...
Staggeringly , both did not happen but something else happen , figthing !! who care he or she punch or slap ... its not the first time you saw blood flowing in other people neck ... macam budak kampung saja .... good thing is i am still alive n the author of this blog is recuperating from idle stress of marching ( if that true ) ...

Can Consider this as MORAL ???

1:1 -

" everyday we waste 60 minutes in ours life sitting on dataran max every monday doing nothing yet hearing story from teacher exercising their dictatorship & their complain against the student, yet we all are form 6 and we should not be include , we waste 60 minutes of non comedian speech, in this 60 minutes , people can get engaged,marry, and divorcee . In every 60 minutes, you can think about your pain sitting on the dirty,wet and unsmooth surface of tarmac, why not use this 60 minutes sleep in house and end up coming late to at 8.30 with a more refreshing mind to study ."

1:2 -

" whenever i come in , either half of the class or all gone murdering the knowledge that teacher going to bestow , why or why you all( those not in the class ) so active in COcuriculum . In one n half year , we all are spending half of the priceless time to do sport thingy that mr siva alway nag we all to finish before the deadline where there isnt a deadline being set . ACADEMIC is 90% n SPort is 10% , its not worth SPORT just to earn 10% . Who care SIVA demand here n there , we all are student , STUDY ...GET 90% !! with your present in sport n not contributing is enough you get 5% ....its already 95% ...its enough for you to go U...there is no such thing is 100% perfect , even its 100% , its round up figure . NOTHING IS PERFECT ! "

Maxwell OZZYNESS

erm ....maxwell was found at year 1922 and its already 87 year of existance but of course i have minus 20 years since that 20 year ( 1933-1953) was year that maxwell was being preoccupied for other 'FUNCTION' rather becoming a teaching institude. so better i start off with 1954 ...so hence its already 55 years pass ...since that , maxwell should have build alot of facility and faculty that enchance the student potential in different field of their interest !! yet the PART , the part that i vehemently dislike is THE TOILET. with the investment from the school and as an oldest yet as an instituition icon of MALAYSIA's school to the world , the one part never cease to evolve is the SQUATING TOILET. For year, we excrete peacefully in house with bowl that we can sit and peace reading material in the toilet and yet the school toilet is a horrid. When we enter the toilet , we squat like begger in Chow Kit plus there is no flushing and we had to use the rubber pipe to flow the excretement into the hole .. HOW UTTERLY DISGRACE OF MAXWELL NOT TO IMPROVE THE TOILET FACILITY !!! ITS EITHER WE EXCRETE IN HELL OR DIE WITH COLON WITH FULL EXCRETEMENT STUCK IN THERE !! yet i hope the school will invest more money on the toilet instead building stupid staircase on the library that fail to block the water from entering the noisy library or better the school should allow student to use the teacher toilet ! i rather pay rm 5 to use the toilet in the GARDEN, Mid Valley ( first floor beside Isetan ) than school toilet...

All Welcome!

Our hope here at storyofmaxwell is for this blog to grow in the sense of number of posts, number of visitors, as well as number of authors. With that said, I'd like to invite all visitors of storyofmaxwell to spread the word about this blog. If there is a teacher reading this at the moment, please do leave a comment in the chatbox on the right and if you are interested in being an author, please send a request to storyofmaxwell@yahoo.com. Leave your desired display name as well (eg. Mine is MaxPotential). Rest assured that all information will not be circulated in any way at all. 

Here's a random interview...

Interviewer: Hi, I'm *****. How are ya?

Interviewee: Do I look like I'm fit for some shitty conversation with you? =.=

Interviewer: I'll take that as a yes then. So, how long have you been in Maxwell?

Interviewee: About 2 or 3 years.... or more..... I can't be too sure.. =.=

Interviewer: What do you mean, "I can't be too sure.."? Don't you have any idea how long you have been in this "splendid" school?

Interviewee: Apparently not. Day in day out I scramble up and down the lonely lane that leads me to this dreadful place, don't you dare call this place a "splendid" school... Anyhow, just to make you happy, we shall assume that I've been in this school for 4 years.

Interviewer: Alright, so, what are your sentiments regarding the teachers in Maxwell?

Interviewee: Not too bad. Some ok ok lar, some pulak like ****. Lehhh... like that Ro***di guy.. Can't even teach a decent lesson without making any dumb mistake. He keeps giving questions, which may seem like a good thing to do, but the downside of that is that he answers them himself! After answering them HIMSELF, he notices that he made a mistake and hurries to correct it. Of course, no one of us dare go against him... We are all utterly terrified of him.... Oh, did I say HIM? I actually meant his false leg! I'm afraid if I went against him, he might bash me in the groin with his prosthetic leg!!

Interviewer: Wow! That DOES sucks, huh. What about the good teachers? Surely there must be a part of Maxwell that we student's can boast around about, right?

Interviewee: Hm...... Well... There are some teachers..... I don't quite remember them though.

Interviewer: Why so?

Interviewee: Well, my head is often occupied with thoughts on how to get back at the bad teachers that I don't have much space left to think of how to repay the good teachers.. Bummer..

Interviewer: Oh, that must have sucked big time! Wouldn't your life be ruined that way? I mean, you wouldn't have any thought of other people that you like or love? What about your girlfriend?

Interviewee: Girlfriend? Why would I need to think about her?! I see her everyday, kiss her everyday and even..*ehem!* Erm... Private, sorry. Anyways, I wouldn't need room for other things in my head. Grudge and anger is all I need to keep my day going. ^^v

Interviewer: Wow (2nd time)!! You guys.. *ehem* everyday? Isn't that a little tiring?

Interviewee: Actually, it is! But for the her sake, I don't mind sacrificing a little...

Interviewer: Whatever dude, lets move on to our next question. What improvement would you like to see happen in the school?

Interviewee: Get the toilet taps fixed! Why punish the rest of us when the SCHOOL are incapable of capturing those hooligans?! Place a guard or something! Just give us back the taps. 

Interviewer: Okay Mr. ****. It was a pleasure of mine to interview you on our topic for today, and I hope that the next time, you could share a little of your experience on what it is like to *ehem*. I'm sure the whole of Maxwell community would love to read that (since you guys are all a bunch of desperate kids wanting to have sex). 

The End...

MUET: April 2009? October? Both?

The Malaysian University English Test (MUET) demands alot out of a student. Why it demands alot? A MUET candidate will have to work very hard in order to be able to face the examination calmly. For your information, the MUET test is separated into four papers (not literaly 'paper' though), namely, Reading, Speaking, Listening, and Writing. These are the four main components of this gruesome examination. Writing requires the candidate to understand, analyse and answer accordingly to the question. Reading will require the candidate to comprehend what the question is asking, paying high attention to detail in terms of the specific request of the question. Listening demands strong listening skills from the candidate. It requires the candidate to pick and paste as well as paraphrase from a passage to answer the question. Speaking on the other hand demands cool and quick thinking from the candidate as each candidate is given two minutes to prepare a reply as well as present his/her reply in the given time. Note that the candidate is given very little time so as to test whether the candidate is able to answer maturely under pressure. With strict guidlines and standards, MUET is one dificult examination to score high points. getting Band 6 will denote a person with superior control over the language whereas Band 1 denotes a poor speaker.

The mystery of the missing Datin!

The all and "great" mighty Datin is missing in action!
From the day school started , she has not shown up for anything!
Has she gone missing?
or did she ever existed?
who cares~

all we know is.........

ANITA IS GONE!!!

MAXWELL ~~ BOLEH!!
MAXWELL ~~ BOLEH!!
MAXWELL ~~ BOLEH!!

A HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO ALL MAXWELLIANS WHO BOTHER TO READ THIS BLOG!

Anita is GONE!

Finally! Satan's other half has left the school!! Let us all bow our heads in silence for a while...(and then laugh to your heart's content!!)...

Yep, that's the truth. She's gone for good now. It seems that she has taken her misery with her to a school called Cock-Krane...=.= hehe.. May the Lord bless their sinful souls.... =P Anyways, this post mark the beginning of storyofmaxwell's peak year! ^^ Authors! Get to work!! even those who's left the school, as administrator, I'm requesting that you post something regarding Maxwell. Any unrelated posts will be removed, so, have fun guys~ =)