Efficiency

Civil servernts were having major problems with their efficiency in the past. I'm not implying that they're mighty efficient at the moment, but they're aren't bad either. But the ones that I'm talking about are the civil servants working at the JPN. Service are not bad over there at the moment. But when we're talking about teachers, it's a different story altogether!

Teachers
Job discription: Teach / Educate / Eradicate (....erm, scratch that off~)
Paycheque: Ranging from average to above average
Efficiency: Ranging from below average to average

*Please, if you happen to totally adore teachers, I have no intention to offend you in any way possible. If you somehow DO get offended, I apologise, sincerely. 

I believe efficiency has always been a problem with all of us. Not only teachers. But since teachers are supposed to be the role models for us students to follow, I believe that they should provide us with a good (if not superb) example. Teachers have failed to show efficiency in most (if not everything) of what they do. Classes are often delayed and in certain cases, classes are canceled due to the incapability of the teacher to attend class. Incapability to attend class may stem from their inefficiency in doing other tasks (can we agree on that?).

I shall not mention any names at the moment for fear that I might get in trouble, but I will mention the subject that this particular teacher is teaching. It is MUET. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love this teacher. S/He is absolutely fun to hang around with, but when it comes to teaching, s/he misses her/his classes way too often. I shall not mention what class s/he teaches as well. You do the observation and you deduce. 

Enough about MUET, lets move on to Maths. Again I shall not mention whether it is Maths S or Maths T. I will also not mention whether it is paper 1 or paper 2. But what I will mention is her/his ineptitute in carrying out a proper class. No doubt students play as huge a role as the fellow teachers do in carrying out a proper class (note: 'proper class' by my definition is a class in which the teachers teach effectively, sending the proper message across without killing the students with boredom and the students are able to learn condusively without dying of boredom), but I believe that if the teachers don't bring about their teachings well enough, students will not coorperate. We students hate and are utterly terrified of BORING teachers. That does not mean we like teachers who talk nonsensical information into our heads. The latter mentioned are just as bad as the former mentioned above. They both sucks. Therefore finding a teacher that is capable of blending humour with solid education with perfect balance would be an astronomical feat! We students will just have to stick with the mediocre teaching that we are getting at the moment. 

Students
Job description: Learn / Annoy / Make Love (....erm, scratch that off~)
Paycheque: Whatever our parents provide us with
Efficiency: Ranging from below average to average

Yep, we students don't fare too well when compared to our fellow teachers. We still share the same level of efficiency. Part of our lives are dedicated to annoying each other as well as wooing other girls for momentary pleasure (this information is not subjected to each and every student of Maxwell, only a handful of them). When it comes to completing homeworks, I'm afraid that only about 3 out of 10 students will hand in their homework (again, I believe we can agree on that piece of information). We students are not efficient in any direction we look at each other. We suck as bad as our teachers do! But if one, yep, ONLY one student can start a wave of efficiency across the school, God willing, the teachers will ride on this wave as well. But then again, this task will prove to be an astronomical feat as well, much to our disgust.

Bottomline: Efficiency in school governing / teaching = Effort of Students + teachers

Have a pleasant weekend friends~ 

Selecting your Form 6 subjects

WARNING,the post below contains alots of nonsenses,please read it with your courage or you will regret

Let's see there are how many subjects we can choose in Form 6.....9 I guess without including General Education and Malaysia Univercity English Test (Muet).Those 9 are Biology,Chemistry,Physic,Economy,Principle of Account,Business Study,History,Bahasa Melayu and Mathematic.Well there are so many subjects we can choose and what we choose will decide what career we will be and what we can do to contribute the country in the future.
The dialogue below is about a student who went for a counseling session to ask for guidance what subjects he should choose in Form 6 (this dialogue I invent myself,you won't be able to find it anywhere in the world except in my mind)

Date:Don't know(but SMK Maxwell isn't closed yet)
Time: Don't care(either night,morning,afternoon or evening)
Place:On Earth ,In Malaysia,At a don't where 10 square feet counselling room

According to the date and date above, a student name Mr Noob visit a place stated above for a counselling sessions and ask Mr Pro for guidance about what subjects he should take in Form 6

Mr Noob:Good morning,night,evening,afternoon(choose either 1) Mr Pro,my name is Mr Noob
I need your superior guidance of suprememacy about subjects in Form 6
Mr Pro:Yes, I can help you with that,ok let's don't waste our time about this and get it started,
First , I want to know your SPM results(not Stupid Person Measure Result)
Mr Noob:Well I done pretty bad in my SPM
Mr Pro:Nevermind that just speak it out
Mr Noob :Ermmm.....12 A 1....pretty bad is it.. all my friend get 15 A 1 and above
Mr Pro:Wow...that's pretty bad for you, if I were you , I should knock the wall and die
Mr Noob:Yea,I already think of that but I am afraid of die
Mr Pro:Ok let's see what stream you are interested in
Mr Noob:Any stream I can be in, that's why I need your guidance
Mr Pro:Ok.. How about we start at science stream 1st,is it ok with you
Mr Noob:Sure
Mr Pro:Ok I will explain abit about this stream, 1st you need to take biology.With biology, you
can become a doctor either for humans or animals
Mr Noob:Well you see,I don't think I can become a doctor because my handwriting is too
clean,nice,and beautiful
Mr Pro:Oh nevermind that,you also need to take chemistry too and you can create alot of usefull
medicine.Let me tell you this, if you can create a potion which allow a person to maintain
her beauty,you sure become the richiest man in the world
Mr Noob:Yea,but if I succeed,I afraid I will cause chaos in the future
Mr Pro:Why
Mr Noob:Because we can't differentiate who is mother,who is grandmother,who is the grandchild
Mr Pro:.....How about Physic?You can build bridge,building and alot of giant structures if you
have knowledge of physic
Mr Noob:But if those structures collapse and kill alot of people. I will be the one who responsible
for it
Mr Pro:Who ask you to admit it is your fault.You can just simply say, for example if the bridge
collapse, you can just say the wind and wave is too strong or the temperature is too hot
making the bridge to collapse.That's all, settle
Mr Noob:Those excuses are quite familiar,I don't know where I heard it before
Mr Pro:Every excuses are same ,they change the structure of sentences only,don't why still alot
of people trusting it.Ok,let's change to Art stream shall we?
Mr Noob:Okay
Mr Pro:On art stream, you gona take economy, you can know the current world economy status
Mr Noob:Even I know it,what can I do?I don't think I can change the economy by
by myself if I wanted to
Mr Pro:If you can predict the economy crisis and when it occur, you can help to
minimize it
Mr Noob:What!,I study economy just to minimize economy crisis but not prevent it.It
just like a doctor who can't heal his patient but able to let's his patient live longer
abit so he can suffer abit more before he die
Mr Pro:Damn you, nevermind, later you will know how usefull economy subjects will be.
Let's change to principle of account.okay?
Mr Noob: Whatever
Mr Pro:If you become an accountant, the whole world need you because you are the
highest demand jobs ever.You can prefer to work overseas and many kind of
area even a jail need you
Mr Noob:Why a jail need me?To calculate the expand consume by prisoners?
Mr Pro:Nope you enter there as prisoner because you miscalculate 1 dollar
Mr Noob:......why i miscalculate 1 dollar need to go into jail while others who corrupt
millions of dollar still live happily outside
Mr Pro:There are no equality in this world.It just like ,why you so ugly while I so
handsome.Just live with a happy heart
Mr Noob:!@#$%^ you,
Mr Pro:Ok,how about business study, in this subjects you can learn alot of usefull thing,
more than everything else stated above
Mr Noob:Yea, teach us how to open business and get rich of it
Mr Pro:That's a minor thing you will learn.But the important thing is ,you will become
the master of deception.With this subjects, you will be able to deceive people
like buying thing with extremely low price and sell it with superior high price.
And if you reach higher level, you can even cheat a whole company without
spending any penny....but 1st you need a handsome face like me and that is
impossible for you because people see your face , they know you are the villian
you know why?
Mr Noob:Shut the !@#$ up or I %^&* you
Mr Pro:Get it easy man,just joking.Ok how about taking history??kind interesting you
Mr Noob:I can't take history because if I do so,I can't sleep during night
Mr Pro:Why? you don't need to study during at night because night is silent
Mr Noob:Nope, because I sleep alot during school hour especially history class, that's
make me can't sleep at night
Mr Pro:.....How about Bahasa Melayu?You will know the language history like how and
where does the word come from, kind fun
Mr Noob: I don't even know where my mother tongue come from and who the hell
create english which make us all suffer from learning it, why the hell I care
other language's history
Mr Pro:Agree,I also think the same way.Ok for now , left only mathematics.
Mr Noob:You guess who is the most person I respects in my life
Mr Pro:Don't know and have no interest on it but will listen to it if you want to say
Mr Noob:I really respect those mathematicean who create something usefull which most of us
can't understand and that's call FORMULA not 1 but alots of it
Mr Pro:Yea until now , I still don't understand why they like to use X Y as unknown instead of
F U C K
Mr Noob: I heard there are 2 compulsory subjects which need to be taken ?
Mr Pro:Yes, and those 2 are General Education and MUET,Malaysia Univercity English
Test not Marching Until Exhausted Training
Mr Noob:Why those 2 are so special until become compulsory
Mr Pro:I will explain MUET 1st.With MUET, you will be able to speak like you are an
american
Mr Noob:Now I already speak like an american......when I swearing with those F words, it
really sound like those shown in the TV
Mr Pro:Me too,hehe.Ok about General Education.With that knowledge we can get to know
alot of current world issues and we also able to find a to solve it like how to idenify
the cause of pollution and find a suitable way to solve it.And you know what ,
General Education is the easiest subjects to score A in exam
Mr Noob: Eventhough many people score A ,but why the hell our current world status is
getiing more polluted
Mr Pro:Errrr...... this question , you need to ask the government , because we are not
incharge of it
Mr Noob:Well after listen to all crap and nonsense from you , I need to reconsider to enter
Form 6,Ok thanks alot and hope we won't see again
Mr Pro:Same as here
The End

I know there are some subjects I make shit of it and sorry about it because I only have little idea of it (Damn you if you don't have enough idea, just skip it).All those statement are just nonsense and hope you all enjoy it

By The Joker
(O X)
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Since I see a lot people having fun on this blog
I think i should join too !
Anyway~ just for ur info~~
I suck at blogging but hell with all that
today I'm here to talk bout the teachers of Maxwell(that every1 hates that is)
For us maxwellians(or as students la)
It is a must to know which teacher we can play with and which teacher is an a double S
In maxwell
we have a fair amount of teacher who is an A double S
and we can't do shyt bout it

lets rewind back the time to early this year
b4 the lower 6 were here

starting of the year
the 1st perhimpunan was .. not even a perhimpunan
i mean..what kinda perhimpunan do u have when u have a teacher(Troll,Doll (chucky's wife) and Satan's other half or whatever u wan to call her) screaming "HOI!!!" the whole time.
Its actually kind of stupid that we have this kind of teacher.
I mean~ yes she is doin her job
but who in the world would catch some1 just cause he/she is reading a book during a assembly
nuts ain't she?
not to forget that she is already so ugly!!~~
and old!!~~
but she is still carrying that trolly bag which ... primary students use?
HOW STUPID IS THAT!!!???
and ya~~ do u even rampas socks just cause theres 1 black spot there and not even give em back until today?
no rite?
OMG!!! SO FREAKING STUPID!!!
(this sounds really lame cause i'm tryin not to use any offensive words~~or not this will be full of #$%^&**&^%#^&**&^%#$%^()^$@%%*&^&*^&^*^*&^!!!!!!!!)

Fortunately~ i dun not have any picture of her
and i can't find any pics of her for u people to see~~~
lucky us huh? ~phew~
u guys could probly vomit after see-ing that

There are many more teacher which I want to bantai~~
but I can't~~
since I'm of their radar~~
I would soooo love to talk about Mr.S(from Joker's post~~ theres a picture below)
but I'll keep that for another time
till then ~~
and yes~~ pls people~~ u all should join the fun too

sorry for that cheap A double S pic~~
but who wants to see his face anyway rite?

S(T)PM STRESS!!

Right now in Maxwell, exams are up. The form fives are having their SPM examinations whereas the form sixes are having their STPM examinations. I doubt anyone would differ with me when I say that the atmosphere are tense now in school. Everywhere I go, I see students walking around with their faces all tensed up! Just imagine Mr. Silva constipating. Got it? Yep! That's the look!! xD Anyways, I've just completed my SPM examinations last year. You know, when you're anticipating something dreadful to arrive, it'll seem more dreadful than it actually is! For instance, SPM! I still remember that memorable year in form five. All of us attending tuition diligently day in day out without fail in Perijaya. Looking at Mr. Leong's fat face for one long year was equally dreadful as SPM were! But I'll give him credit for being able to teach Add Maths very well. =) Well, I don't know how well the Maxwellians will do in this important examination, but I do wish them well (albeit a little noncommittedly).

As for STPM, I'm about to sit for it next year. I seriously have no idea how I'll do in it, but I do hope I'll be able to get wonderful results (who doesn't right?)! But, that seem a little farfetched for me as I'm not doing superb-ly well in my current exams.

Anyways, GOOD LUCK TO YOU UPPER SIXTH FORMERS!!

Welcome Leo!!

Hehe, Leo is now an author!! Round of applause, please!! ^^